Whether you need an extra player for a pickup basketball game, a political assassination carried out, or even an under-the-table handie, our expertly-trained bears are suited for any task. We stock over six hundred bears from three species and not a single one of them gives a fuck. See the bears
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You haven't lived until you've gone garage shopping while blackout drunk with a grizzly bear!
—Michael Hatter